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Goodness Gracious, Xinhua: “Terrible! When Women Get Drunk” [UPDATE]
Here we are, having a serious afternoon discussion about assault and kidnapping, and who but Uncle Xinhua bursts into the living room with pants around his ankles, hair all fussed, a white bottle of...
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Whoever Xinhua Slideshow Editor Yamei Wang Is, We Want To Meet Him Or Her
Xinhua! What are you doing??? *Violently shakes Xinhua by the shoulders so that its head rattles like a punching bag* XINHUA? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING??? *Slaps Xinhua across the cheek, then again with...
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Xinhua Goes Full Porno With Its Latest Slideshow, “Crazy Women Fighters”
Ultimate Surrender is a website featuring “competitive female sexual wrestling,” and in bold font on its frontpage, it notes that it is “for adults only.” NSFW, if you need it spelled out for you. Not...
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Does This Look Like A Fallopian Tube To You? A Case In Gender Studies
Here is Xinhua’s latest slideshow, “Gourd craft-based products attract collectors in N China.” We tried, briefly and unsuccessfully, to see penises where there were none, for gourds, however phallic,...
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Xinhua Has Truly Outdone Itself With Latest Slideshow Featuring A Baby’s Dick...
Who doesn’t love a good photo-bombing baby, right? Or for that matter, just a photo of a baby — totally awesome, yeah? And while we’re at it, who doesn’t also love a picture of a baby’s penis,...
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Meanwhile, CPC National Congress Delegates Arrive In Beijing…
"Please make sure Madam Whiplash gets these pronto." Here’s Xinhua’s special slideshow of delegates of the 18th CPC National Congress arriving in Beijing. These are the good folks for whom cops shut...
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Here’s Hu Jintao Looking Absolutely Thrilled To Be Casting A Vote “In...
As China promotes up-and-comers to its approximately 350-member CPC Central Committee, culminating in an announcement (we hope) of the all-powerful nine-member Central Politburo Standing Committee,...
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Chinese Netizens Just Realized The Real Xinhua Is On Twitter, And They’re...
I have to admit, the first time I encountered @XHNews, calling itself the “Xinhua News Agency” — description, “A multimedia group, Xinhua delivers the most authoritative China news as well as fast and...
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Xinhua’s Latest Slideshow Is Devoted To Camel Toes, Bum Cracks And Floppy Dicks
The title is “Embarassed by tight sport pants.” Maybe not safe for work. I don’t know where you people work. If you enjoyed this post, you may also be interested in: Xinhua Has Truly Outdone Itself...
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BJC Redux: The PRC’s “Human Rights Record Of The United States,” Explained
Ed’s note: On April 19, the US Department of State published its annual Country Reports on Human Rights Practices, which included a section on China. It was typical, mundane, and features nothing you...
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Xinhua, Once Again, Accidentally Publishes Porno
It’s been a while since our friends at Xinhua have done something truly absurd, but today, China’s official state-run news agency has really outdone itself. The culprit this time is not Xinhua’s...
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Xinhua Falls For Satirical Borowitz Report That Bezos “Accidentally” Bought WaPo
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on… you, I guess. Fool me four times, shame all around. Fool me five times, does your mother know you’re doing this?...
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An Interview With Guda, Star And Producer Of The Xinhua-Endorsed Fetish Film...
In the above picture, a doctor is about to administer a lethal injection to the woman being strapped to the bed. It’s a stark and somber scene, only more shocking because a cameraman was allowed to...
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Hey Xinhua, Who’s Hosting The 2020 Olympics?
ISTANBUL WINS RIGHT TO HOST 2020 SUMMER OLYMPICS, reads the Xinhua headline on a September 8 edition of Changsha Evening News. There’s just one big, huge, obvious mistake: Tokyo is hosting the 2020...
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Blonde Ambition: How Xinhua Used A Foreign “Reporter” To Sex Up Its Propaganda
Xinhua host and moonlighter for the Daily Mail’s venerable China Bureau Nikki Aaron has been blissfully peddling the British tabloid yarns of her “China adventures” for the last few months. All well...
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Xinhua Is Tweeting About The Jade Rabbit Moon Rover As If It Were A Real Rabbit
It’s adorable. We really want to know though: why did @XHNews tweet the following at @TheOnion? RT China’s #moonrover #Yutu awake after troubled dormancy http://t.co/PJco3XwDiN @NASA @TheOnion...
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Xinhua News Calls US “A Butt”
At some point, you think maybe Xinhua would stop letting the more unsavory of their foreign copyeditors access the Twitter account. That point is not today. Preaching of “#China military threat” makes...
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Sausage Fest At HeForShe China Event In Beijing
Busy waitress couldn’t make it to China’s @UN_Women debate on gender diversity pic.twitter.com/sbmjXXDQIH — China Daily Show (@chinadailyshow) April 13, 2015 I understand the HeForShe movement is a...
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